The Tao Te Tech:

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  • DeMennooos
    • Aug 2000
    • 1416

    The Tao Te Tech:

    Chapter One

    The Tao that can be told
    Is not the eternal Tao
    Surrounded in light
    It is cloaked in darkness
    It is the unseen
    Resounding
    Yet inaudible
    It is the unheard
    It flows from stage left
    To stage right
    And envelopes all between
    This is essential to the show
    Yet the actor understands it not


    Chapter Two

    Under heaven, all can see beauty as beauty
    Because there is ugliness
    Good owes its existence to evil
    And the Tech owes his existence to the actor
    As male needs female
    As student needs teacher
    As the foolish need guidance
    So does the actor need the Tech

    Therefore the Tech goes forth
    Cloaked in darkness
    Bathed in silence
    Radiating the Tao
    Creating yet not posessing
    Working, yet not taking credit.
    In this way, the Ten Thousand Things are preserved


    Chapter Three

    The Tao is an empty vessal; it is used,
    But never filled
    Oh, unfathomable source of ten thousand things
    Change the lamp,
    Adjust the level,
    Call the cue,
    Clean the shirt.
    Oh, hidden deep but ever present
    It comes from the darkness And flows into the light
    It is the keeper of our art


    Chapter Four

    When the Tao is present in the Universe
    The horses haul the manure
    Which happens as one of the
    Ten thousand things becomes misalligned
    The man who has not the Tao panics,
    And is therefore up to his neck in unhauled manure

    The Tech, however, abides in the Tao
    And the Tao in him.
    Therefore, when one of the Ten Thousand Things is misalligned,
    He realigns it
    And the manure is hauled away.
    Or if it cannot be realigned
    So what?
    We'll still get paid.


    Chapter Five

    Actors are stupid


    Chapter Six

    The wise actor hears of the Tao
    And strives to follow it
    The mediocre actor hears of the Tao
    And gives it its due respect
    The foolish actor hears of the Tao
    And laughs
    Then I cut off his sound and lights
    and leave him setless
    propless
    and naked
    This is the way of the Tao


    Chapter Seven

    The audience is gulliable
    They see the actor as a ***
    The Tech is wise
    He sees the actor as a child
    The actor must be made up
    And have his hair done
    He needs to be dressed
    And led to his props
    The Tech needs not such things

    Silence is the language of the Tech
    His movements are the wind
    While in his care, the props do not break
    Nor are the lights dropped from on high
    There is not panic within the Tech
    There is instead the peace of the Tao
    Which allows him patience to deal with actors
    Yea, even child actors
    Without beating them even more retarded
    Then they already are
    (at least until the end of the run)


    Chapter Eight

    The greatest virtue is to follow Tao
    And Tao alone.
    For it is well known that a Tech can act
    But he will never be an actor
    Just as the actor may attempt to tech
    But he will never be a tech.

    The actor's art is internal
    He cannot help but become self-centered
    He is the victim of his trade
    Which leaves him oblivious

    The Tech's art is external
    He cannot help but be concerned with others
    He is the benefactor of his trade
    Which conditions him to be aware

    To act is to know oneself
    To Tech is to know all in one's environment


    Chapter Nine

    A good walker makes no noise
    A good speaker arrangement
    Gives no feedback
    A good actor breaks not the props
    Nor does he break the furniture

    The Tech takes care of them all
    And abandons no one
    He takes care of all things and abandons nothing

    This is called "abiding in the Tao"

    What is a Tech?
    The keeper of an actor.
    What is an actor?
    A Tech's charge.
    If the Tech is not respected
    And the actor not cared for,
    Confusion will arise
    This is the crux of illusion.


    Chapter Ten

    Whenever you advise a designer in the way of the Tao
    Counsel him not to break the laws of nature.
    Do this also in the guidence of a director
    Animals, Trees, Children
    Such things should never cross the stage
    When the designer or director
    Conspires against nature
    He upsets the Ten Thousand Things
    Yet the Tao attempts to accomodate him
    The Tao is great
    But even greatness
    Cannot overcome fate
    Greetz,

    DeMennooos

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