Functieomschrijvingen?? [:D]

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  • DeMennooos
    • Aug 2000
    • 1416

    Functieomschrijvingen?? [:D]

    Producer
    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than a locomotive
    Is faster than a speeding bullet
    Walks on water
    Gives policy to ***
    Director
    Leaps short buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than a switch engine
    Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
    Walks on water if the sea is calm
    Talks with ***

    Playwright
    Leaps short buldings with a running start and favorable winds
    Is as powerful as a switch engine
    Is faster than a speeding BB
    Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
    Talks with *** if a special request is approved

    Designer
    Barely clears a tool shed
    Loses a Tug-of-War with a locomotive
    Can fire a speeding bullet
    Swims well
    Is occasionally adressed by ***

    Carpenter
    Cuts doorways in walls
    hops out of the way of the locomotive
    can handle a gun well
    swims OK
    talks to lumber
    Electrician
    Makes high marks on wall when trying to leap buildings
    Is run over by a locomotive
    Can handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
    Dog paddles
    Talks to animals

    Actor
    Runs into buildings
    Recognizes locomotives 2 out of 3 times
    Is not issued ammunition
    Can stay afloat with a life preserver
    Talks to walls

    Chorus
    Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings
    Says "Look at the choo-choo!"
    Wets self with water pistol
    Plays in mud puddles
    Mumbles to self

    Stage Manager
    Lifts tall buildings and walks under them
    Kicks locomotivves off the track
    Catches speeding bullets in their teeth and eats them
    Freezes water at a single glance
    IS ***



    Greetz,

    De Mennooo's


    Greetz,

    DeMennooos

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